Janoshik Analytical

[Janoshik]

Legal testing service for anabolics and related compounds since 2012.

www.janoshik.com

[email protected]

AAS Raws, Oils, pills, caps etc: 80 Euro
HGH: 250 Euro purity and dosage test; 350 Euro purity, dosage and dimer test

SARMS in any form: 120 Euro per sample
PEPTIDES: 150 Euro per sample (inquiry about availability of the standard is necessary)

Payment methods accepted: BITCOIN

 

[Bearslovecheese]

Thank you for making your services more readily available in the new home.

 

[Janoshik]

I have always been here <3

 

[CaptainAmerica]

I know you guys have been in the game for a long time and your rep is 2nd to none but can you provide a little more to the post? Pricing, payment methods, etc?

 

[Janoshik]

CaptainAmerica" pid='10894' dateline='1525205960:

I know you guys have been in the game for a long time and your rep is 2nd to none but can you provide a little more to the post? Pricing, payment methods, etc?

Thank you for the compliment and pointing that out.

The data requested were added, Sir.

We are also considering starting to accept online payments with credit and debit cards within the next 6 months.

 

[Swole_Guacamole]

Disclaimer: Please do not send Jano any more dildos, his collection is already full enough

In all seriousness it’s good to have you here buddy, best wishes with business

 

[Janoshik]

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Disclaimer: Please do not send Jano any more dildos, his collection is already full enough

In all seriousness it’s good to have you here buddy, best wishes with business

I can already see this post triggering dildo mayhem, as I have started to call it over the years.

Love you nevertheless <3

 

[TRENsetter]

Hey Janoshik, can you test a sample pill of Exemestane(aromasin) for legitimacy? also what do you charge for that?

 

[GOMAD]

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Hey Janoshik, can you test a sample pill of Exemestane(aromasin) for legitimacy? also what do you charge for that?

He’ll do pills based on other reports I’ve seen. I think he cahrges about the same rate whether you send a pill, a ml of liquid, or some powder raws.

 

[Janoshik]

Yes, exemestane pills are no problem at all. Same rate as AAS oils.

 

[ParceVeinte4]

How much oil do you need for testing?
1mL?
And for pills/tabs, one, or a few?

Just curious as I will probably do this before next cycle and if extra money pops up I may send in a bit of what I have (TM test e from right before bust) just for the hell of it. Its definitely g2g but I just saw one test came back at almost 300mg/ml so would be nice to know if Im overdosing that much.

 

[Janoshik]

1 ml and 3 pills are enough, when necessary, I can do with less

 

[Dreadlifts]

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CaptainAmerica" pid='10894' dateline='1525205960:

I know you guys have been in the game for a long time and your rep is 2nd to none but can you provide a little more to the post? Pricing, payment methods, etc?

Thank you for the compliment and pointing that out.

The data requested were added, Sir.

We are also considering starting to accept online payments with credit and debit cards within the next 6 months.

Any update on payment with credit cards?

 

[Janoshik]

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CaptainAmerica" pid='10894' dateline='1525205960:

I know you guys have been in the game for a long time and your rep is 2nd to none but can you provide a little more to the post? Pricing, payment methods, etc?

Thank you for the compliment and pointing that out.

The data requested were added, Sir.

We are also considering starting to accept online payments with credit and debit cards within the next 6 months.

Any update on payment with credit cards?

Gave up on it, tbh.

For small businesses, such as mine, the charges on CCs are terrible. (4-10% !!)

 

[Dreadlifts]

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CaptainAmerica" pid='10894' dateline='1525205960:

I know you guys have been in the game for a long time and your rep is 2nd to none but can you provide a little more to the post? Pricing, payment methods, etc?

Thank you for the compliment and pointing that out.

The data requested were added, Sir.

We are also considering starting to accept online payments with credit and debit cards within the next 6 months.

Any update on payment with credit cards?

Gave up on it, tbh.

For small businesses, such as mine, the charges on CCs are terrible. (4-10% !!)

Yeah that’s understandable

 

[Janoshik]

Exploring transferwise borderless account right now, however, Bitcoin is by far the most convenient.

 

[espressofan]

@“Janoshik” Do you have any options as far as reshippers? I’d consider having a few things tested, but I wouldn’t want to ship international

 

[Janoshik]

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@“Janoshik” Do you have any options as far as reshippers? I’d consider having a few things tested, but I wouldn’t want to ship international

Not really. Not worth the trouble with the logistics. Tried it a few times, always was a massive headache.

I have almost 1000 different customers from US, not a single one ever had an issue shipping out.

 

[Masterofron]

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@“Janoshik” Do you have any options as far as reshippers? I’d consider having a few things tested, but I wouldn’t want to ship international

Your not doing something illegal.

 

[Janoshik]

Scammer backediting email thread in the most obvious way, either to run a refund scam as he switched the BTC wallet or run a good ol’ classic extortion. Beware.

To give him benefit of the doubt, his email might have been hacked, but that doesn’t chage the fact that I won’t bear the losses of that either.

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